Really, it does.
First, to clarify, I don't sleep around. A specific incident happened that completely made me come (no pun intended) to the realization that Size really does matter.
An ex-boyfriend, now friend for approximately 12 years, and I were hanging out. Because I've known him for so long and because I truly do care for him we feel comfortable with each other. Well, hm hm....stuff happened (not a lot-I'll explain that later) enough for me to be like "Damn! I don't remember it being that small!!!!" Of course I didn't say that out loud, I was thinking it though. From that moment on, L and I have been more intimate and I've actually appreciated it more. Maybe it's a little too much info, but hey I'm blogging, he's actually a very good lover.
Now, I didn't sleep with this friend of mine cause well, shall I say, I was a little turned off, a little shocked if you will. So, maybe size doesn't matter in the red zone, but hey in order to get there you gotta have the ball, right?
I guess I'm not completely attracted to the friend in the first place so that may have played a bigger role in the whole thing. Who knows. Am I wrong? Any thoughts? Besides my sins (don't hate), any thoughts?
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dude, that poor bastard! how did that conversation go? i mean did you just unwrap it, say "oh.. gosh... it's too small" and then back out of the room? Did you dance around pointing and chanting "teenie weenie can't get no booty!" or something like that?
LOL - I didn't say anything to him - still haven't. I just told him I didn't want to do anything like that with him cause he's a friend. I told him I felt uncomfortable. Maybe I should have chanted that teenie weenie thing - that is too hilarious!!!
Size queen! LOL.
by the way, I don't get the sports analogy, the red zone thing, but I LOVE it!!!!
change red to pink and it'll all come together.
also...why don't you sleep around? think of all the wild and reckless sex you could be having if you weren't worried about us judging you!
Hey, go for it and just don't blog about it. It's too bad that we always have to worry about what other people think, isn't it? That's sorta why I've cut back on blogging.
I always kinda thought I was blogging in order to dare people to judge me.
weird. some of the anonymous comments above are from me. like the last three.
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